Pathological Liar Roommate Blog

Trumpet Player Online! BBS

2006-07-01T19:08:00.000-04:00

http://www.trumpetplayeronline.com/xmb/viewthread.php?tid=3945&page=1#pid19084

That is all.

Like a record baby

2006-05-31T18:16:00.000-04:00

My female friend (mentioned in the previous post) introduced me to a guy that we'll call Billiam. He's a little on the flamboyant side but everyone else is quite positive hes straight. Anyway, this only became convincing when he found a girl and started fooling around with her. He even showed up late to lunch one day because he had to go back to his place to "bruch little bits out of his teeth," which I assume means oral sex. Ok well the female friend told me the name of this girl and that she wasn't on facebook (but pictures were!) The name sounded familiar.

A month passed.

Remember Carbs and how he dated his RA freshman year? And remember PL said he hooked up with his RA when we lived together? And remember that PL only said that because Carbs actually went through with it and PL didn't think anyone would catch up with his lie? Well when PL and I were living together our RA was ugly, damn ugly, I'll find a picture. Shes a nice girls and I'm not trying to be mean but I'm pretty sure we made fun of her for being ugly.

And the RA is the girl Billiam is banging.

[I now know the guy who lived across the hall from me that year, I'm gonna give him a call and ask him what he thought of the RA without telling him anything.]

Not only is it a small world, but shits coming around to bite my ass.

Fundies!

2006-05-31T17:56:00.000-04:00

I'm taking summer classes and theres a lot of Christians on campus, we call them Fundies as in Fundamentalists. I don't have anything against these people except for the women have hairy lips, they walk slow, and the probably voted for Bush. Anyway, seeing as the kids are about middle school age and their parents are exteremely conservative, a good friend and I figured that when they get to college the girls will turn to sluts and the boys will stay in their rooms jerk'n the gurken all day. And it hit me, thats exactly what happened to PL.

An Update???

2006-03-20T17:09:00.000-05:00

As it was rumored earlier, PL is a Cadet. A cadet doesn't really do much except wander around campus. They radio the police if theres a problem. But they can't touch you, and as soon as you go in a building they can't follow.
Well, I only see PL at bball games. and since those are over hes nowhere to be found.
A few weeks ago his roommate had a party. PL told his roommates he had about 50 people coming, so they all bought more kegs. It turns out none of these 50 friends showed up.

Go to town with free nigts and weekends on his cell: 757-897-2771

Thats all for now,
comments get sent to my email, so if I get lots of comments I'll update more.

He joined Xuqa

2006-01-03T19:05:00.000-05:00

http://jmu-us.xuqa.com/profile.php?id=91016

As told by a firsthand source

2005-09-23T00:00:00.000-04:00

I highschool PL told people he had a brain tumor, here is that story told my a firsthand source:
"PL said he had a brain tumor in high school. It was discovered by doctors after PL reporting that he would randomly black out and sometimes when he woke up he'd have cuts and bruises. This never once happened at school, but PL claimed it happened a few times in his home. So PL comes to school on Monday and says that he had brain surgery that weekend. A lot of eyebrows raise. We all asked questions like - Where's the scar? Wouldn't they have to cut off some of your hair? Why are you already back in school and not still at the hospital recovering? His answer for the scar/no shaved hair was that the doctors had given him special makeup to cover the place where they had removed the tumor. You heard me. Special makeup. And he didn't really have an answer for why he was back in school already. Just that the doctors had wanted him to stay but he didn't care what they had to say because he felt ready to come back. You know... that same old 'I know better than these stupid doctors' routine."

Hello my name is Grahm, I am on Vocal Rest "Yes" & "No" questions only, please.

2005-09-09T10:30:00.000-04:00

Yesterday in band Grahm was on vocal rest, which I for some reason found funny. And, since he couldnt talk I decided to write that it was his birthday in the announcement book which is read at the end of band. I later find out that it really IS Barrel's birthday in a few days (no game this weekend). So a few minutes later I go write her birthday in the book. I mention to Rush that i put Grahm's birthday in the announcements, he thinks I said Dan (PL). Because.... it really is PL's birthday. But how would i know that? he blocked me on facebook. Furthermore, PL's birthday was overshadowed by about 8 other birthdays, owned.

Theres been several meaty comments that have been going up in the past few days. Email me if you can find them [lyingroommate@yahoo.com].

Heres his newest x-treme facebook pic, I think he has a smirnoff in his hand. Obviously the drink of choice for all winners, possibly even one of the seven habits of highly effective people.

2nd week of school

2005-09-05T13:45:00.000-04:00

PL is living where he said, off campus.

Dyou rember Rush?
Well Rush's roommate freshman year is now living with PL.
The roommate will be known as "Special K"

Bandcamp

2005-08-23T01:45:00.000-04:00

Day 1 (Sunday)
Indtroduction meeting: no sign of PL, but one person reported seeing him earlier.

Dinner: PL is in the dining hall with Carbs, thinking he's hot shit. He says he hasn't decided whether or not he'll march.

Day 2 (Monday)
Morning warm up: PL plays the attention whore game (high notes with his cheater mouthpiece). The effort is obviously there. It is evident he is in band for the long haul despite the fact that he swore to me that he'd never be in it again. Furthermore, ten bucks says he thinks a freshman is trying to have his babies.

Afternoon rehersal:
It comes to my attention that PL is getting balder. Its not that theres more hair gel, its that theres less hair. With one acception, he has a combover going on. It starts right below the asscrack of the hair (where you can see the scalp) and goes up.

4:38pm We find a clump grass resembling his hair.

P.S. Auditions were today, if PL were a realy slacker like he wants everybody to believe he would do bad in the audition and be an alternate (thats the worst that can happen (theres no cuts)). We find out what part we get tomorrow.

PL IS BACK!!!!!!!!

2005-08-11T12:30:00.000-04:00

We hope...

This blog has been in hibernation since May. But, Bandcamp starts in 10 days (the 21st.)

Did I ever convey how how frustrated PL would get with the band? He swore he wouldn't be in it again.

I didn't believe him.
I still don't.
So hopefully there'll be more great stories!

And remember how the secrecy of these pages is vital to it's existance.

Expect the next post on the 22nd or 23rd.

Thefacebook

2005-05-09T14:45:00.000-04:00

ATTENTION: It is very important that he does not learn of this site. I encourage you to shit talk him and confront him on every issue posted but please do not let him know of this site. When he finds it, it will be gone forever. Don't be the fukstick who ruins it for everybody.

Heres the facebook link:
http://jmu.thefacebook.com/profile.php?id=7801680

(by tomorow I didn't mean Mother's Day!!)

Note: cell phone number to be posted within a week.

Heres what you've been waiting for:

2005-05-07T00:45:00.000-04:00

ATTENTION: It is very important that he does not learn of this site. I encourage you to shit talk him and confront him on every issue posted but please do not let him know of this site. When he finds it, it will be gone forever. Don't be the fukstick who ruins it for everybody.

For everyone who guessed JMU, you are correct.
This is Mr. Dan(iel) Glen Jones
Birthday: 09/08/1984
High School: Warwick High, VA (grad '02)
AIM Screenname: JMUSharkbait, DeeDollTwist, SuperCScreamer, DestinedforTroy, OCSurfinAsh, OCsurferash, XMAChaos
Father: Michael G Jones
Mother: Denise Jones

Note: facebook link to be posted tomorrow.

I'm leaving today

2005-05-05T05:45:00.000-04:00

I'm leaving today,
around 6.
PL has a test tomorrow, so he’s staying.
I really do not wanna leave school, this year has been so much fun.
However, if I leave before him I won't have to take out the trash, recycling, or clean the bathroom.

This may not be the end of the site.
Heres the plan:
If I'm satisfied with the fact that PL doesn't know about this site by sat I'll post his picture, cell number, and home number.
If he finds out about it, I will take it down.
If he steals any of my stuff, I will post everything I have except his credit card number.

Anything you want me to add to the site email to me at lyingroommate@yahoo.com

Locks squared

2005-05-02T05:45:00.000-04:00

Remember the DVD incident earlier in the year?
Well, he thinks I steal his shit, which is not the case.
I guess we aren’t very trusting people.
Anyway, he has taken all of his personal things and put them into a trunk, suitcase, gym bag, and trumpet case.
Last week he put an identical suitcase combination lock on each one.
Doesn’t that seem like a challenge to you? it did to me.
-40 min later-
He set them all to 519.
Yesterday I notice there two locks n every one.[I musta put them back wrong]
ooOOOooo another puzzle!
-20 min later-
He set all of the the second locks to 646.

Toys R Us is overpriced

2005-05-01T05:30:00.000-04:00

I was packing up a toy to return to Toys R Us today and PL asked, "are you leaving?" in a rather paniced voice.
I'm convinced hes going to steal my shit right before I leave.

Hair

2005-04-30T05:30:00.000-04:00

Several people have started noticing PL's hair.
He cuts it himself, everyday.
He has a comb over going on...
on the back of his head.
Also, there is hair all over the bathroom and it’s disgusting.

Today I was going to take a nap and I smelled something really weird.
I realized that he uses aerosol deodorant. It smelled SO gross. Is that a mormon/amish/menonite thing?

YUCK

2005-04-28T00:00:00.000-04:00

PL still has the sniffels.
AND ITS GETTING ANNOYING!
I'm not usually the type of person that would get annoyed by this,
but he sniffs his nose constantly.
I counted for 5 min.
He averaged 25 sniffs per min.
Why can't he just blow his nose???

AND the bathroom needs to be cleaned before the end of the year.
I wonder how this will play out.

1 week left

PL will be gone in:

2005-04-26T12:00:00.000-04:00

Misc

2005-04-25T03:00:00.000-04:00

I was looking through old AIm convos
AIM+ stores them all
These are all quotes taken from the 29th of august of last year, before I moved in with PL.

Auto response from PLsAIMsn (12:50:33 AM): Last day at [This School] appears to be the 10th of September (unless I can get the docs to stop being a**holes), 2 days after I turn 20. Not like I expect anybody to remember either one of those dates... I mean c'mon, even my parents forgot my birthday last year and called me a day late. I'll miss you guys! We've already started making bets on who will forget me first/not care in general though. I can't say who we've bet on, because that would ruin the pot :-P But there are several names. Chances are if you read this, you've probably been bet on by at least one person so far :-P
----------talking about the shitty TV:
PLsAIMsn (10:50:30 PM): its mad old fashioned tho
If you make that your away message take a screenshot, I'll post it.
----------MYAIMsn (11:16:43 PM): [PL] are you sick?
didnt i read something about that in your away?
Auto response from PLsAIMsn (11:16:43 PM): Wicked sick... [Me] is moving into my room... unofficially for now but hopefully we can get the room change to go through

PLsAIMsn (11:17:18 PM): yea kinda, but im gonna say f the docs. im stayin here. theyre a bunch of hick red-neck sob's anyway
MYAIMsn (11:17:44 PM): is it out of line if i ask whats wrong?
PLsAIMsn (11:18:55 PM): ah see i used to have this brain tumor.. last year in fact. but somehow it died. which is good because they couldnt operate and take it out. but now they say somehow its putting pressure on my brain thats causing me to feel faint sometimes and shiz like that. i think its just because i got dehydrated a few times. but theyre so convinced. and it sounds like bs to me
PLsAIMsn (11:19:13 PM): so i finally said screw em after talking to them today. thats why i took that entry out of my journal
PLsAIMsn (11:19:17 PM): f em, im not gonig anywhere
PLsAIMsn (11:19:26 PM): not unless a REAL doctor confirms all that
I was a tool at that point but have later relized my faults.
It turns out he took that page out of his online journal because he relized hes an idiot, and REAL badass!!!
----------PLsAIMsn (11:23:02 PM): cuz i love my life
PLsAIMsn (11:23:15 PM): have fun at [This School], play trumpet over the summer.. its a nice setup
Lies.
----------PLsAIMsn (11:24:20 PM): we need like a voyeur cam, put it on the sidewalk and look up the billions of miniskirts outside my room
No respect for women, that disgusts me.
----------PLsAIMsn (11:25:38 PM): i move fast
PLsAIMsn (11:25:52 PM): nah id rather seduce a girl than try to peek in on one
PLsAIMsn (11:27:27 PM): more legitimate
----------PLsAIMsn (11:32:54 PM): but i dunno. theres like some little freshies that have been hitting on me in some classes. and sarah.. and i think her roommate kinda likes me. but i dunno
Nobody hits on him, unless theyre making fun of him. Thats the brutal truth, sorry.
----------PLsAIMsn (11:35:47 PM): but most of the girls here are total ditzes anyway. so whatevah. ill just enjoy the parties and midnight walmart runs
You don't go to parties, you stay here every night, and you wrote 'whatevah'.

Ringtone

2005-04-23T02:45:00.000-04:00

PL's ringtone is a Maroon 5 song.

Big update later tomorow... it was delayed due to formatting problems.

A lying roommate is probably be better than this guy [www.tourettesguy.com].

Pood

2005-04-20T01:45:00.000-04:00

I'm pretty sure that this is all new material, if not send me $25.

You should see how this boy eats.
PL eats junk food while he is at his computer, which 80% of the time he isn't sleeping, in the shower, or at class.
Currently he is working on a big box of goldfish, a pepsi, double stuffed oreos, keebler fudge sticks, and cheetos.

He always get dinner from the dining hall to go.
He always eats here.
BUT,
he always gets something that involves no confrontation [self serve].
Like pizza or an already made sandwich.
We have decent food on campus, except the shit he gets. The cheese on those premade sandwiches is like cold goo. GROSS!!

Frisbee!

2005-04-19T01:30:00.000-04:00

PL got up from his chair rather quickly today
threw a frisbee in his backpack [its more like half a backpack, it has one strap and goes around you like a satchel or a purse]
and he rushed off for about an hour or so.
I donno where the frisbee materialized from.
He got back and took a shower right away.
I bet that was the most excersize he'd had in four or five years.
I donno why I wrote this. I could have written: PL got off his ass for the first time since school started. Dumbass

I just relized that I havn't been keeping you up to date on the eating habits.
Check tomorrow, the next post is already written.

Omelet

2005-04-18T03:00:00.000-04:00

PL deserves an hippo Omelet.

"Omelet - Ejaculation into an unknowing victim's ear. After this step, the pinna, or exterior cartilage is folded over much like that of an egg omelet." [source]

Shampoo

2005-04-16T04:45:00.000-04:00

I noticed something strange last week.
PL's shampoo/conditioner bottles never move.
AND they've been full since the beginning of the year.I'm just a little weirded out by this.
Oh, and he uses hairspray to get that slick greasy spike.

Unrelated topics

2005-04-15T02:00:00.000-04:00

I'm a DJ. I have access to full equipment. If you know me and you need a DJ email me, we'll talk. I do not disappoint.

Happy tax day.
Hey how 'bout we all watch the local news together and see if they bitch about dumbasses who go to the post office at midnight to send their taxes in and think they're clever. I hate stupid people.

If you're gonna post [which I encourage] as anonymous and argue, leave a name or something if you're posting as anonymous, stand behind what you say. Have more dignity than Paris.

I'm a night person.

2005-04-14T03:30:00.000-04:00

I was sick and had a headache.
I got up from a nap around 8pm.
PL had the top [bright] light on.
Fluorescent lights piss me off [just like cookie cutter sorority sluts].
So every time PL got out of his chair/left the room, I turned the light off.
He turned the light on as soon as he entered the room.
This happened 3 times.
After the third time, I turned out the lights and he went into the other room/closet and got a desk lamp.
After 8 months NOW he decides he needs his own light.
ASSHOLE.
I'm a night person.
These posts are not posted at 8 am.
The only good thing that could possibly happen in the morning is waking up with a pretty girl next to you... but I don't see that happening anytime soon.

Phone troubles

2005-04-12T17:30:00.000-04:00

I take a small nap before Relay for Life.
A friend was planning on calling me [on the, non-cell, room phone] to tell when shes leaving so we could meet up.
The event started at 7pm.
I wake up at 8:30.
No phone call.
I pick up the phone to see if theres a dial tone.
The phone cord falls out.

Me - "What the FUUUCCK!!"
Me - "Did you do this!?"
PL - "Yeah earlier"
Me - "dyou realize that I'm expecting phone calls that are important?"
PL - "That sucks!"

Mark this day ladies and gentlemen. For this is the first day that PL has actively been an asshole. Before this day all of his actions could have been rationalized. He doesn't relize what he just started.
I stole his super glue, and I'm gonna duct [duck] tape those cords.

Maybe shes born with it.

2005-04-11T13:15:00.000-04:00

Maybelline commercial:
Waterproof mascara that would wash off after only a splash of water.
I didn't believe it.
I vocalized my opinion.
PL - “They're women.. they’ll buy it”

If this angers you keep visiting the site every other day or so.
It looks like I might be revealing who this douche is at the end of the year.

Nothing Worth Catching!?

2005-04-10T04:15:00.000-04:00

Taken from Carb's away:

PLsAIMSN - “yea man, ive decided its not worth chasing when theres nothing worth catching”

If you knew this school you'd understand why he is oh so wrong.

Not Much To Report

2005-04-06T11:15:00.000-04:00

PL got up at 8 today only to pick out classes. He registers online after noon today.
He also seems to buy jewlery online.
I donno why.
Heres a bag of bracelets that was in his drawer:

He got another small package yesterday from http://www.trendyjewels.com, it was a ""Surfer/Sailor Friendship Knot Bracelet"

It is too fucking HOT! Part 2

2005-04-05T00:30:00.000-04:00

Whenever the room starts to cool off he complains hes sick. Except...

He takes a once a day allergy medicine. He buys it in bulk. I'm convinced that if he stopped sleeping with the fan he named Margarete that he wouldn't have a runny nose. The back of the box specificly says that the medicine is not to be used if symptoms persist for longer than 7 days.
Hopefully it will turn his insides to goo resembling a vaginal discharge.

Should I see what happens when I hold the window open as he tries to shut it?

It is too fucking HOT! Part 1

2005-04-04T00:30:00.000-04:00

Its 50 outside, its 85 in here. PL keeps the window shut. I crack it, he closes it.
Me - "I need to open this a little"
The little twat (PL) - "You must like the cold"
Damn straight I like the fucking cold you cunt, I'm from New FUCKING York! You would too if checking your email made you SWEAT!!
Maybe if I started taking my clothes off when it gets hot he'll get the picture.

Whenever the room starts to cool off he complains hes sick. Except...

I am a part of Pop Culture

2005-04-03T06:30:00.000-04:00

Whenever we (friends) are socializing in the absence of PL and someone says something that's a little unbelievable there is a comment like:
"OOOHHH OOKKK PL [with his first name in place for PL]"
or
"Hey dyou work at Disney too?"
or at the mention/sight of a Disney movie:
"I bet he [PL] played in this movie too"

This post on IRB made me realize this happens .

Umm...

2005-04-02T13:15:00.000-05:00

Umm about that last post... april fools.

Chucks

2005-04-01T00:30:00.000-05:00

My good friend "Rush" knows how to use nunchucks.
So he tought "Pubes" (another friend (with curly hair)) and I how to chuck on the quad. We were goofing around.
When who should walk by? by PL!! And true to his character, he didn't acknowledge any of us. Please remember that PL had claimed to be a master in about every discipline of fighting known. So I called him over.

Me - "Hey [PL]!! c'mere! Show us something cool."
I handed the nunchucks to him. He started swinging them around like an idiot.
It was quite obvious that he had no idea what he was doing. But then...

Then he hit himself. Not a gentle hit, but a thud. He hit the side of his head.
You should have seen the blood. Pubes thought he needed the ER. We took him to the health center, which was not too far away. He was holding his ear and blood was running down his arm, his shirt was soaked on the right side. Pubes was right, he needed the ER, this douche requied 8 stiches on the side of his head and his ear. They shaved part of his head too. Maybe he'll take a break as Mr. Barber. It's too bad we didnt have Uncle Rico there to film it all.
Overall I think I was a very revealing day, I should have bought a lotto ticket.

Barber PL.

2005-03-29T02:15:00.000-05:00

PL cuts his own hair, on a regular basis.
I can always tell when he does it cause theres new hair all over the sink.
He is already balding, why would he cut his hair more?

Cage Fighter

2005-03-29T02:00:00.000-05:00

Tonight PL was watching UFA or some cage fighting reality show on EPSN [I hate that channel]. Ultimate Fighting ... Who knows?
Well, I'm convinced that PL was watching it taking notes (come to think of it... he was studying something that looked like a science.)
Anyway, PL is probably going to start telling people he is a cage fighter.
[Why don't you come down here and thee what happenth if you try to hit me Napoleon.]

I think I'll color the remote "receiver" part on the tv with a sharpie.

Cage Fighter

2005-03-27T02:15:00.000-05:00

Sports Center SUCKS

2005-03-25T00:15:00.000-05:00

There aren't very many shows I hate more than sports Center. I cannot stand the obnoxious noises the reporters make. It makes me physically want to twist the necks of small furry animals. And, there is nothing worse than "Black guys in their 40s who insist on using terms like Da Bomb and referring to the new Jay-Z album" [source]. I'm convinced that the reporters have a shout and act as retarded as possible to keep the attention of the imbeciles that watch the show mindlessly.

For the past few days PL has been bringing out the remotes ONLY to watch the basketball games and Sports Center. I think I've mentioned before that he hides them. I don't understand why you would watch the game THEN watch sports center, does he think they've been keeping some secret that's going to be revealed? I HATE STUPID PEOPLE.

Future Living Arrangements

2005-03-22T01:00:00.000-05:00

I am living in this dorm again, but down the hall, and PL has told me that he is living off campus.
If he upsets me before I am home for the summer I am ready to post all his personal information including home adress, cell phone number, ect.

More Bullshit

2005-03-21T01:30:00.000-05:00

I took a nap,
expecting a phone call to wake me up.
However, when my alarm clock woke me up I found the telephone cord half unplugged again.
This is the third time.
[I'm going to glue the plugs in... with his glue.]

I came back from lunch,
the room is hot,
(light on shades and window shut)
I crack the window open the shades just a little.
I go to the bathroom and poop my brains out for 5 min.
When I finish I come out and guess what!?
The window and shades are shut!!

Apparently PL doesnt like my electronic music.
Its in the mix and been playing nonstop since about 10pm last night.
PL - "Can [mumble mumble] I have a killer headache."
Buuutt...
He is still on the computer watching cartoons and dickin' around.

PL isn't here.

2005-03-19T16:15:00.000-05:00

PL went home this weekend.
He didn't tell me.
I found out by looking in the medicine cabinate.

Maybe if i ask he'll say he went to California.

Attention Whore

2005-03-17T03:30:00.000-05:00

And I lie constantly.

Update: PL has not mentioned his girlfriend lately
However, I met a wonderful girl and therefore you should suffer, no, but I anticipate less updates, I'm sorry.

Lafawnduh

2005-03-14T08:30:00.000-05:00

PL thinks LaFawnduh is hot.

[Kip's gilrfriend from Napolean Dynamite.]

PL - Shes "better than most girls you find online."

That whole situation just gave me chills.

Sea monkeys

2005-03-05T12:15:00.000-05:00

I bought sea monkey type things a while ago.
Theyre called Triops.
They grow up to 2 inches and last between 20 and 90 days.
[I'm ready to be dissapointed, I always am.]
I showed PL and asked him if i could use him large pretzel tub.
He said yes.
And snapped back, "The shit you waste your money on is so stupid, at least the stuff I buy is practical."
Huh? At least? What? $3.47 is a waste? We're competing all of a sudden?
Your $110 camera is being put to good use.

NOTE: Spring break, no updates next week.

He doesn't even pretend to be nice.

2005-03-04T01:30:00.000-05:00

For the second time in a week PL and I have passed each other walking.
Each time I say hi and he says nothing.

When I made this sn [NotAsDumbAsILook] I didn't mean I look stupid.

Ugh - Armageddon

2005-03-03T00:45:00.000-05:00

Last night PL watched Armageddon, again.
I was out,
but when I returned PL told me how much better the movie was after he had been drinking.
He told me the movie made him cry.
Heres the kicker:
He had been drinking SMIRNOFF ICE!!!
Which is 5% alcohol by volume.
He only had 3 of a 6 pack.

Why does PL make himself a pussy?

Tabby Tote

2005-03-02T02:30:00.000-05:00

Hopefully they can engineer one of these for PL

But what would they call it?

PL, being dead serious.

2005-03-01T11:30:00.000-05:00

PL - (peeking around the corner) "Did the cops stop by?"
Me - "Umm..."
PL - "I tried hacking the firewall."

Idiot Roommate Blog

2005-02-28T01:45:00.000-05:00

HEY!
I got the idea for this site from NearingEndOfRope.
He is cool.
Read his stuff:
IRB - Idiot Roommate Blog

What a sick fuck

2005-02-27T04:45:00.000-05:00

malemunyon recently posted a comment that I thought was worthy of a post.

"So... at the pep band game the other night, PL whipped out his video camera so
he could record the dance team's 30 second routine. Who does that? You couldnt
see half of them anyways because the backboard was blocking them. what a terd."

The dance team is concidered hot.
But in my opinion they're like a picasso.
Only attractive at a distance.

Who thinks PL needs to get out more?

I lost my student card.

2005-02-26T04:15:00.000-05:00

I lost my student card yesterday.
I had to get in the building last night.
I figured since the door is close it wouldn't be that much trouble if I called PL to let me in.
So I'm sitting in a car right outside the window to the room call
I called twice.
He didn't answer.
I called once more and the light turned off... he was home, and up and about.
I gave up and found someone else to let me in.
Later...
I discover that the cord to the back of the phone was half unplugged.
He couldnt turn off the ringer or answer the phone.
Later...
I come to discover he knew my card was missing and it was taped to the door.

The Flu Con't

2005-02-25T11:30:00.000-05:00

PL has been caughing and gagging and blowing his nose like all hell this past week.
I think the reason I havn't caught anything is because I wear a hat outside and I DON'T SLEEP INFRONT OF A FAN!
Theres a reason beds are traditionally off the ground, it's because theres a draft down there, and thats what makes you sick.
I hope he gets pneumonia.
People die from that.

More updates on the way, don't get your panties in a bunch.

The Flu

2005-02-21T10:00:00.000-05:00

PL told me hes sick.
He said, "I hear if you drink [alkeehol] after you've had as much tylenol as me you get wasted real quick."
He's never been wasted before.

WTF is wrong with him???????????

2005-02-19T18:30:00.000-05:00

I took at 15 min nap yesterday afternoon.
In that time PL came home,
he had shut the blinds from the sun
and
shut the window from a nice day
and
turned on the overhead light.

Package Part Douche

2005-02-18T15:30:00.000-05:00

It was the video camera PL got on Thursday.
Heres what he got:
Aiptek - Pocket DV - Digital Video Camcorder 4500.
For $110 its a piece of shit.

The maximum video size that it records is 320x240.

Thats more of a fucking webcam.

And he got it used.

Package

2005-02-17T22:30:00.000-05:00

PL told me that as soon as he got back from class he got an email telling him he got a package in the mail. So he went to get it soon after.
Hes probably never had a package before (that was my attempt at a sexual innuendo).
I hope its the camera, I hope they shipped the wrong model.

On a different note.
I will be counting the number of movies PL watches next week.
Every time he is in the room he has a movie on.
But he never uses his 5.1 sound system he got at Wal-Fart at the beginning of this year.

Online order

2005-02-16T13:45:00.000-05:00

PL recently told me that he bought a digital camcorder online.
It was around $110.
He ordered it 2 weeks ago and still hasnt recieved it.
But he got the memory cards.
Why would he need a camcorder?
He doesn't leave the room.
I wonder what kind he chose.
A shitty one, no doubt.

--

He blocked me with his new sn too!

I walked in on PL as he was...

2005-02-15T04:00:00.000-05:00

I walked in on PL as he was...

...beginning the movie Gone in 60 Seconds.

Theres a line in the movie where a guy says he sits on his hands till they fall asleep for some reason.

PL said, "I knew people that tried sitting on their hands till they were asleep."
Good for you! Somebody mail this boy a fucking cookie.

Oh and remember how he has the remotes hidden?
Yeah, he watches a movie and re-hides them

Pep Band

2005-02-14T01:15:00.000-05:00

PL and I were coming back from pep band Saturday.
I was not more than 30 seconds behind him.
When he got to the room he locked the door.

We lost the game

Shelby 1967 GT 500

2005-02-13T04:45:00.000-05:00

PL told me that his dream car, the Shelby 1967 GT 500, has 800 horsepower.

I don't know anything about Shelbys but this site and this site both say they were manufactured with 355 horses.
Is is it possible to more than double the horsepower of that car?

Who knows?

WTF?

2005-02-09T13:00:00.000-05:00

PL told me a most interesting story not more than a week ago.
Elyse can confirm this, she was there.
In highschool he had a friend named Mike.
He had one tit.
One day in class the teacher said, "Can I ask you a question?"
and mike exploded "NO I DO NOT FEEL UP MY MAN TITTY WHEN I MASTURBATE!!!"

A look of horror crossed her face
and she said " I was going to ask if u ever considered removing it."

2005-02-07T22:45:00.000-05:00

Yesterday's away:
It should be illegal for professors to assign this much homework on Superbowl weekend.

Tonight PL is playing video games while watching a movie on his portable dvd player. And has so far downed a can of pringals, 2 soda cans and a small bag of chips. [its only 10 45pm]
Could he be turning into IR??

For bitching about organic as much as he does I'm surprised he had time to play video games for 2 to 3 hrs a day.

Current Away:
Afoir hgoih goreiho ierhoihoih shjao

any guesses?

Current Away - Feb 5

2005-02-05T03:45:00.000-05:00

PL's current away:
Carbs: "Damn, that's an ugly bitch"
PL: Dude... If I'd never cursed before, that would be my first one. That is an ugly, UGLY bitch"

....wow... words can't describe the horror....

I think hes trying to piss me off

2005-02-02T13:00:00.000-05:00

From the moment PL wakes up to the moment he sleeps the top bright light much be on. That pisses me off in the morning when I wanna go back to bed and I crave darkness. However, today the sun is out, so I wake up and adjust the blinds a little, ok theres no need for the light. When I came back from class the blinds were shut and the top light was on. Anti social?

I get back and the door was locked as well. PL was sitting inside at the computer not more than 3 ft away. I go get lunch, 15 min later I come back and the door is locked again, PL is at the computer, again. That pisses me off.

Maybe I'll stick my hair to his soap.

Kill a Cow?

2005-02-01T21:30:00.000-05:00

Today was great, I was walking back to the room and I forgot I had a roommate! and apparently PL has a lot of hard shizzle to study for, so he stays out of my way.

Carb's away earlier this day:
PLsNEWAIMsn: i had this girl walking behind me last night and i heard her say "i dont care if he says im ugly, i know im not and so screw him" and i looked back... and she could kill a cow with that face.
CARBsAIMsn: hahahaahaha
PLsNEWAIMsn: yea i started laughing too
PLsNEWAIMsn: i had to stop walking for a minute, i was cracking up so hard

oh... and happy groundhog day bitches!!

The Profile

2005-01-30T02:00:00.000-05:00

PL had the audacity to put this in his profile:

Matt's airtight argument:"Why would you want to be a girl? You'd be dumb!!"

VOTE:

Loser

2005-01-27T02:00:00.000-05:00

I think PL spends most of his time signing up for useless free services on the web.
So far I know he has an account with:

Blogger
LiveJournal
TheFaceBook
gMail
Hotmail
Yahoo Mail
Yahoo Messenger
MSN Messenger
AIM (ok this one isn't so useless)
Xanga
CompuServe
Webshots
and an email account with school

I bet he gets all the ladies with his Xanga account!

Can you top PL? comment.

I'm a thief

2005-01-25T10:30:00.000-05:00

Friday night I went out and watched dvds with Elyse. I borrowed PL's dvd case, I didn't ask, he wasn't there. Last night, Sunday, he noticed it missing. Being the evil bastard I am, I let him search the room for around 3 hours. The dvds were in my backpack. I had no plans to keep them though. When he went to bed I put the dvd case under my backpack, he hadn't looked there. I was waiting for him to find it.
Currently PL's AIM profile says:

Public Disclaimer:
My roommate is a thief.... a dumb one... but a thief nonetheless.

Now I'm discretely looking at my backpack on the floor in the middle of the room wondering whether or not the case is still under there. Does he think I have it and its gone forever? or am dumb in the sense that I had it and made him search for it?

Incest.

2005-01-24T01:30:00.000-05:00

PL is sitting with a girl in his picture on thefacebook.
He told me its his girlfriend, Ashley.
But people that know his family say its his cousin.
What a skeeze!

Salad Dressing!!!

2005-01-21T03:15:00.000-05:00

In highschool PL used to drink salad dressing packets.
They called him "The Salad Dressing Kid"

Block

2005-01-20T15:45:00.000-05:00

About a month ago PL blocked my sn.
His computer is 7 feet behind mine, why dyou suppose he did that?
Isn't that a tad immature even for PL's standards?

Yesterday he unblocked me.

He hasn't used his tool set yet.

Summary

2005-01-19T03:00:00.000-05:00

Sometime within the next day visitor #100,000 will pass through the gates,
keep your eye on the counter and thank you all for your enthusiasm.

I can't give you the key to the city but you can see the statistics:
http://statcounter.com/
Username: Viewonly
Password: Magazine

As you may have guessed from the username, you cant change stuff around... but feel free to look around.
The counter only logs the most recent 100 hits, so yeah... return every so often to see who else visits.
Click the bar graph icon then explore the colomn of links at the left for in depth statistics.
I think you'd be surprised with how much I know about you.

Make sure you take a look at the previous post and VOTE!
Have an excellent day!

Poll

2005-01-18T10:15:00.000-05:00

WTF Mate?

2005-01-17T10:45:00.000-05:00

Something strange is happening.
PL has a 100 (or so) piece tool set on the floor in front of his computer.
Like a hammer and wrenches and a socket set. But WHY!?
Is he trying to seek my approval by showing off or is he trying to tell me he is a tool?
Because I know he is a tool.

Burt

2005-01-16T16:15:00.000-05:00

PL has had no visitors.

PL always has his computer locked when he is not around.
Yesterday when i looked at the sign in screen the only username was 'Screamer', one of his many aliases.
Today when i look over theres 2 usernames, 'Screamer' and 'Burt'.
Who is Burt? Does he just make up names for himself? If I hadn't seen his student ID I'd think he didn't tell me his real name.

DVD player

2005-01-13T23:30:00.000-05:00

PL is in the other room watching a movie on a portable DVD player.
This isn't a lie but it confuses me.
Theres a TV in here and his computer plays DVDs.
He isnt watching a porno.
The lighting and sound situation is the same in both rooms, on and quiet.
My only guess was that he was waiting for me to walk through the room to show off his new christmas present.

I 'm going to wait until he is sleeping, go to the bathroom, and pee so loud he wakes up.

Desktop wallpaper

2005-01-12T22:00:00.000-05:00

Theres two pictures and a different girl in each.
I didn't ask him to clarify himself.

PL says the wallpaper on his computer is a picture of Ashley, his alleged girlfriend.

He obviously made the wallpaper.

But I seriously doubt the girls in the pictures have any emotional attachment to him.

But he said he had been to California to see them.

The luggage tag on his suitcase says he flew to Cleveland, Ohio on the 30th of December, 2004.
And I've never seen him approach a girl.

The Facebook

2004-12-20T21:15:00.000-05:00

Did you know you can be blocked on thefacebook?
I do....now.
I learned the hard way.
PL blocked me, but he still shows up in groups.

I wonder what the atmosphere will be like in the room for the second half of the year.

Is college about building connections for the future?

6 tickets

2004-12-17T15:00:00.000-05:00

PL recently got ahold of tickets for a sold out football game at a 3000 seat stadium.
6 tickets.
I had called a whole 36 hours earlier and couldn't get 2 tickets.
His mom, dad, aunt, and three little kids came to the game.
That pissed me off 3 kids!
Straight to hell with you, PL.
Anyway, at the game I saw them, PL neglected to introduce me, even though I walked right next to him on the way out.
They all struck me as a little odd.
All the females were wearing long dresses, like jean dresses
Also, they had long hair with old fashoned hairstyles.
This reminds me of something PL said that I actually believe. He claims his parents don't allow him to wear shorts.
Despite his parent's wishes he does wear shorts.
He tells me his family is deeply religious, yet he avoids church, constantly.
Could this fucked up family be the root of his insecurities and pathological lying?

Hibernation

2004-12-15T01:00:00.000-05:00

Alright so I havn't posted in a while.
Which sucks!
And now that classes are finished and finals are over I will have no new material before mid January.

PL had some advice I think I'll take:
"Never argue with a idiot. They drag you down to their level, [then beat you with experience]"
(he missed the second part)

I'd never heard that phrase before,
I'd only heard the following advice:
"Never argue with an idiot, he might be doing the same."
I suggest PL take that advice
ESPECIALLY when it comes to a certain discussion we had a few moths ago.

FLASHBACK

PL was trying to make me feel guilty for not earning the money I spend and rather recieving it from my parents.
His argument was somewhere along the lines of at my age I should be paying for my hobbies.
I don't spend money excessivly, so my parents don't feel the need to limit how much money is avalible to me.
In light of the more recent uncoverings documented in previous posts [namely this one], I feel PL has no room to talk.
(He probably bought the DVDs disscussed in this post with his parent's money)

OK time for the site PLR - Pathological Liar Roommate Blog to hibernate.

Surf Lessons

2004-12-12T13:45:00.000-05:00

There was a cool freshman that joined the trumpet section this year.
She surfs.
Since PL's nonexistant girlfriend is a surfer he apparently had a lengthy conversation with her, the trumpet girl, and apparently convinced her to take him to the beach and teach him how to surf.

Thats what he lead me to believe.

This has yet to be confirmed.

In a somewhat distantly related story:
Carbs, PLs former roommate dated his RA freshman year. PL told carbs that his current RA is hot. Seeing as shes MY RA too... I'd have to go ahead and uh... disagree on that.
Shes not ugly but theres no chance that twisted mind could call her eye candy. Ew, I think I threw up a little in my mouth.

Finals week

2004-12-10T13:30:00.000-05:00

If PL was used to sleeping 4 hours a night all summer like he says would he really be in the sleep pattern that he has been in the whole semester?

Would he have the work ethic he has now?

During finals week [before 75% of his finals] he bought and watched the movies Dodgeball and The Bourne Supremacy. What bio major has 3 hours to waste on movies during finals week? None I know.

Yesterday's away message

2004-12-08T09:15:00.000-05:00

PL's away yesterday:
Don't worry about me, I'm perfectly at peace being alone

My rebuttle:
When you build the walls you better be "perfectly at peace"

Anonymous posted a rebuttle yesterday:
"So hes his own pity party too?"
[7:22 PM]

On a completely different topic:
It is finals week, but PL still spends 2-3 hours a day playing civilization and losing, and he bought The Bourne Supremacy and Dodgeball... so he had to watch those too.
He only leaves the room to eat/go to tests, what a fucktard.

Napoleon Dynamite

2004-12-07T01:00:00.000-05:00

Napoleon Dynamite: My old girlfriend from Oklahoma was gonna fly out for the dance but she couldn't cause she's doing some modeling right now.
Pedro: Is she hot?
Napoleon Dynamite: See for yourself.
hands him Deb's glamor shot sample
Pedro: Wow.
Napoleon Dynamite: Yeah, I took her to the mall to get some glamor shots for her birthday one year.
Pedro: I like her bangs.
Napoleon Dynamite: Yeah, me too.

Sounds a little like PL.

Common Courtesy?

2004-12-05T13:00:00.000-05:00

At the football game yesterday I had the pleasure of a confrontaion with PL.
The situation was as follows:
A man is down with an injury on the field, the medics are huddled around him.
I'm telling people to be quiet.
PL keeps yelling shit.

Me - "Dude shutup theres an injury!"

PL - "You are the biggest asshole I've ever met since when did you start caring?"

We certainly do like to trash talk the other team, but when it comes to injurys and players down theres a certain line that cannot be crossed.

The Biggest Lie of All Part 8 - Politics

2004-12-03T02:00:00.000-05:00

Holy triplegoddamnfuckface children!
I found a Part 8 to The Biggest Lie of All!
Start from the beginning: here.

PL likes Bush.
I don't.
PL - "Oh yeah, Bush is great... I got all kinds of tax breaks last year... I'm in the high income bracket so I really like what bush has done"
Since PL DIDN'T make 6 figures last summer and instead had a shitty job [which i can now prove, bookmark this shit] that is a flat out lie.

PL has also been quoted as saying, "We need a good war every so often!" and, "Gotta use those bombs somewhere"
I'm not a god damn hippy... but are you fucking serious?
This is the only subject where I honestly want to call him out on his lying. Well, that and break his nose.

PL is a Blogger!!

2004-12-02T01:30:00.000-05:00

So I was looking through profiles of other people on this site that live in this town hoping I'd find someone I knew.
And oh did I find something excellent!

My roommate's name came up in the search!

yup
If you know his name search.
But for those of you who don't... you wont miss out.

His profile says:
Interests: I'm a hardcore trumpeter from way back. I'm also a martial arts fanatic. Trying to divide my time between the two and still have time for anything else is tough.
Industry: Communications / Media
Occupation: Studio Musician/Manager

Does it surprise you that none of the pervious was true?

There were only 2 posts on his blog:

Sunday, August 22, 2004
How to post
In order to post, click on "Blog this" on the top little toolbar. You'll have to register a name (it's free) and then you're free to post.

posted by [PL] @ 3:42 PM 0 comments

Starting up the blog...
Hey guys! I'm trying to start up a blog for the trumpets in the [Our School] marching line. Hopefully here we can share tips, reviews of performances, and post some of our more "interesting" events that occur during the marching season. So far the line is HOT, since we seem to have lost the "trumpet ego" that pervaded last marching season. Everybody was trying to prove they were the best (myself included) and not nearly enough was accomplished. This year, with the loss of some players and the gaining of incomers, we seem to have become a much stronger group. I hope this season continues to go in the direction it went during band camp, and I see us truly having an amazing line. So leave any comments you have and we will try to address them. We want this to be the best trumpet line [Our School] has ever seen! Hopefully I can get the section leaders to use this as well as a mass communication device to talk about rehearsals and any "events" we might schedule *cough*parties*cough*

posted by [PL] @ 3:08 PM 0 comments

My comments are as follows:
The top post is wrong and just shows his ignorance.
Why did he think this would be a good idea?

Profile

2004-11-30T02:00:00.000-05:00

Recently added to the profile of one, Mr. Pathological Liar:

"22 days til' sunny California!!"

later he gayed it up:
"22 days til' sunny Californ-i-a!"

DeadAim

2004-11-29T13:14:00.000-05:00

Yes
PL bought DeadAIM for $4.99
He is a tool.
See what prompted this post.

You can be a tool too!! Just buy DeadAIM!

Ashley's SN Con't

2004-11-28T20:45:00.000-05:00

This is a follow up from this post.

Carbs [PL's former roommate] told the story that one day PL left to get food when he had himself and Ashley signed on.
Exactly ten minutes after PL left 2 notifications popped up saying that Ashely and he were idle.

When PL returned with food and bumped the mouse again two notifications simultaniously popped up saying that he and Ashley had returned.

Ashley's Screen Name

2004-11-27T03:05:00.000-05:00

This is a follow up of this story.

If you arn't an old fart you'll follow me that screen name= SN.

Ashley, PL's fake girlfriend, has a SN.
We suspect that it is PL on multiple SNs.
Afterall, he did PAY for deadAIM.
There are other programs that do the same stuff for free [and you can always get deadAIM off Limewire or Morpheus or whatever floats your boat].
I checked... his girlfriend's SN is in the dropdown sign on window.

Occationally he'll have an away message up that is a quote from Ashley.
Thats the best!

*UPDATE*
Ashley just signed on!
Then off a few minutes later.
I have "her" on alert, like a good detective.
Coincedently she signed on for the same ammount of time PL stopped playing GTA: Vice City.

Suite

2004-11-23T17:45:00.000-05:00

AIM convo from this past summer:

PLAIMsn: well i was in a suite, two
rooms connected by a bathroom. and my suitemates would both
leave almost every weekend. so friday night my g/f would move
in to their room, and so would i, sunday night before they
got back she'd leave. lol
PLAIMsn: it was a beautiful setup
PLAIMsn: my roommate thought it was fuckin hilarious i
was having sex on their beds. wed laugh like hell when they
got back, and they never got it

Thanksgiving

2004-11-23T00:07:00.000-05:00

Thanksgiving vacation started today...
well, at least for me.

So I won't be seeing PL until monday.
This will be a great time to get caught up.
There won't be as many undates... unless I get bored.
Visit the links under the comment box on the left if you get bored.

Happy Turkey Day!

You Know Who You Are

2004-11-20T01:00:00.005-05:00

PL knows theres a site going around that says he lies.
This pisses me off.

Lets get a few things straight.
STOP
FUCKING STOP! 100% YOU ARE WRONG FUCKING STOP!
Be more mature.

I just drew the line.
Questions? You know who I am or comment.
When PL pisses you off think of the site say nothing about it and laugh.

If you continue I will stop at nothing short of pushing bits of broken glass into your skin to get my point across.

Do you want to get fucked up:

PL's current away [Thurs Nov. 11, 2004 12:30am]

2004-11-19T02:30:00.000-05:00

PL's current away [Thurs Nov. 11, 2004 12:30am]:

Once again I've been reminded of why I don't open up to people. Everytime I try to share with people they tell me they don't believe what I've told them. I'd rather have somebody tell me they thought I was ugly or stupid than for them to not believe me. So I'll just keep bottling it all up till I find that special somebody that I can let it all out to. On the plus side, thanks to Wayne for being there while others doubt and for believing without an itinerary. True friends are a real catch that must be held onto tightly. Then again some of my best friends started out not believing anything I told them until I proved everything to them. I'm just getting so tired of having to prove myself.

I bolded that, cause I wanted you to read it.
These troublemakers need to be refered to this website, right?
Maybe they'd believe more realistic lies, like you have a morbidly obese girlfriend who lives in West Virginia.
Oh, and PL, you ARE ugly and stupid... does that make you feel better?

Napolean Dynamite

2004-11-18T18:30:00.000-05:00

Everyone who hasn't seen the movie Napolean Dynamite go see it by any means necessary.
In the movie, Napolean's older brother Kip can be related to PL!
If you've been keeping up with the posts you'll notice that a few lies that PL tell bare a striking resemblance to a few lies that Kip tell in the diner.
If you see other paralells please comment.

The Facebook

2004-11-17T08:30:00.000-05:00

PL recently updated his facebook profile.

Apparently one of his interests is XMA.
Google says XMA is Extreme Martial Arts... or an X-Ray Marketing company.

Furthermore, under Clubs and Jobs PL has put marching band and Pro Force XMA Demo Team.
Demo team?
The first thing that comes to mind is a yo-yo demo team.
But seriously, how much time would that take up? And on top of that he says he has his Disney job and his nympho girlfriend.

My bet is that he saw this movie: XMA: Xtreme Martial Arts (2003)

PL, you're a WINNER!!

Ripped Jeans

2004-11-16T11:15:00.000-05:00

This cartoon reminds me of PL. I suppose it could be the female version of him.

Current Away

2004-11-15T17:00:00.000-05:00

PL's current away is:

Study session for Bio Lab Practical @ 5, maybe lookin at the results for the group project for just a few minutes, then back here to try to do everything I was PLANNING on doing tomorrow night so I can go to see Alexander tomorrow night. It's gonna be a long one. Sorry to the people that IM'ed me that I haven't had a chance to respond to yet. I'll get to you guys tonight when I slow down for a second 8-)

He has been telling everyone hes too busy to do stuff yet as soon as he got back to the room he fired up Halo 1. I went to sleep, cause I'm cool like that, he was playing and when I resurfaced 3 hours later he was still playing. PL skipped pep band because he had to study and by study I mean study Halo.

Maybe Halo is more fun because theres no 80s music.

Does this kid...
	...not wash his hair.
	...wash it with soap.
	...use my shampoo.
	...wank off during his 45 min showers.

This site is...
	...won't hurt his feelings what-so-ever.
	...funny, make it harsher!
	...juuuuust right.
	...too brutal!
	...immoral!!!

Should I post PL's profile and all away messages periodically?