Like a record baby

My female friend (mentioned in the previous post) introduced me to a guy that we'll call Billiam. He's a little on the flamboyant side but everyone else is quite positive hes straight. Anyway, this only became convincing when he found a girl and started fooling around with her. He even showed up late to lunch one day because he had to go back to his place to "bruch little bits out of his teeth," which I assume means oral sex. Ok well the female friend told me the name of this girl and that she wasn't on facebook (but pictures were!) The name sounded familiar.

A month passed.

Remember Carbs and how he dated his RA freshman year? And remember PL said he hooked up with his RA when we lived together? And remember that PL only said that because Carbs actually went through with it and PL didn't think anyone would catch up with his lie? Well when PL and I were living together our RA was ugly, damn ugly, I'll find a picture. Shes a nice girls and I'm not trying to be mean but I'm pretty sure we made fun of her for being ugly.

And the RA is the girl Billiam is banging.

[I now know the guy who lived across the hall from me that year, I'm gonna give him a call and ask him what he thought of the RA without telling him anything.]

Not only is it a small world, but shits coming around to bite my ass.