Bandcamp
Day 1 (Sunday)
Indtroduction meeting: no sign of PL, but one person reported seeing him earlier.
Dinner: PL is in the dining hall with Carbs, thinking he's hot shit. He says he hasn't decided whether or not he'll march.
Day 2 (Monday)
Morning warm up: PL plays the attention whore game (high notes with his cheater mouthpiece). The effort is obviously there. It is evident he is in band for the long haul despite the fact that he swore to me that he'd never be in it again. Furthermore, ten bucks says he thinks a freshman is trying to have his babies.
Afternoon rehersal:
It comes to my attention that PL is getting balder. Its not that theres more hair gel, its that theres less hair. With one acception, he has a combover going on. It starts right below the asscrack of the hair (where you can see the scalp) and goes up.
4:38pm We find a clump grass resembling his hair.
P.S. Auditions were today, if PL were a realy slacker like he wants everybody to believe he would do bad in the audition and be an alternate (thats the worst that can happen (theres no cuts)). We find out what part we get tomorrow.
Indtroduction meeting: no sign of PL, but one person reported seeing him earlier.
Dinner: PL is in the dining hall with Carbs, thinking he's hot shit. He says he hasn't decided whether or not he'll march.
Day 2 (Monday)
Morning warm up: PL plays the attention whore game (high notes with his cheater mouthpiece). The effort is obviously there. It is evident he is in band for the long haul despite the fact that he swore to me that he'd never be in it again. Furthermore, ten bucks says he thinks a freshman is trying to have his babies.
Afternoon rehersal:
It comes to my attention that PL is getting balder. Its not that theres more hair gel, its that theres less hair. With one acception, he has a combover going on. It starts right below the asscrack of the hair (where you can see the scalp) and goes up.
4:38pm We find a clump grass resembling his hair.
P.S. Auditions were today, if PL were a realy slacker like he wants everybody to believe he would do bad in the audition and be an alternate (thats the worst that can happen (theres no cuts)). We find out what part we get tomorrow.
posted by NotAsDumbAsILook | 1:45 AM
8 Comments:
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y would he want to be an alternate? u have to do almost all of the work but u don't get to actually march. slacking doesn't necessarily mean sucking
You have a good point but I was thinking that you'd get an A just for showing up but you wouldn't actually have to perform.
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Today at rehearsal, I stood right next to PL. He hardly played at all except when he shat out some wimpy-ass out-of-tune high note. I think I was the only one that could hear him. If you can't belt that shit out, don't fucking play it.
Damn straight, balls to the wall.
But, you didn't tell everyone that we were practicing stand tunes, which don't change from year to year.
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