Pathological Liar Roommate Blog
...the more you know, the better you understand...
The stories of my roommate, he lies... a lot.
About Me
I go to college in VA, but I'm originally from upstate New York. This page is about my experiences living with a pathological liar.
Saturday, July 01, 2006
Wednesday, May 31, 2006
Like a record baby
My female friend (mentioned in the previous post) introduced me to a guy that we'll call Billiam. He's a little on the flamboyant side but everyone else is quite positive hes straight. Anyway, this only became convincing when he found a girl and started fooling around with her. He even showed up late to lunch one day because he had to go back to his place to "bruch little bits out of his teeth," which I assume means oral sex. Ok well the female friend told me the name of this girl and that she wasn't on facebook (but pictures were!) The name sounded familiar.
A month passed.
Remember Carbs and how he dated his RA freshman year? And remember PL said he hooked up with his RA when we lived together? And remember that PL only said that because Carbs actually went through with it and PL didn't think anyone would catch up with his lie? Well when PL and I were living together our RA was ugly, damn ugly, I'll find a picture. Shes a nice girls and I'm not trying to be mean but I'm pretty sure we made fun of her for being ugly.
And the RA is the girl Billiam is banging.
[I now know the guy who lived across the hall from me that year, I'm gonna give him a call and ask him what he thought of the RA without telling him anything.]
Not only is it a small world, but shits coming around to bite my ass.
A month passed.
Remember Carbs and how he dated his RA freshman year? And remember PL said he hooked up with his RA when we lived together? And remember that PL only said that because Carbs actually went through with it and PL didn't think anyone would catch up with his lie? Well when PL and I were living together our RA was ugly, damn ugly, I'll find a picture. Shes a nice girls and I'm not trying to be mean but I'm pretty sure we made fun of her for being ugly.
And the RA is the girl Billiam is banging.
[I now know the guy who lived across the hall from me that year, I'm gonna give him a call and ask him what he thought of the RA without telling him anything.]
Not only is it a small world, but shits coming around to bite my ass.
Fundies!
I'm taking summer classes and theres a lot of Christians on campus, we call them Fundies as in Fundamentalists. I don't have anything against these people except for the women have hairy lips, they walk slow, and the probably voted for Bush. Anyway, seeing as the kids are about middle school age and their parents are exteremely conservative, a good friend and I figured that when they get to college the girls will turn to sluts and the boys will stay in their rooms jerk'n the gurken all day. And it hit me, thats exactly what happened to PL.
Monday, March 20, 2006
An Update???
As it was rumored earlier, PL is a Cadet. A cadet doesn't really do much except wander around campus. They radio the police if theres a problem. But they can't touch you, and as soon as you go in a building they can't follow.
Well, I only see PL at bball games. and since those are over hes nowhere to be found.
A few weeks ago his roommate had a party. PL told his roommates he had about 50 people coming, so they all bought more kegs. It turns out none of these 50 friends showed up.
Go to town with free nigts and weekends on his cell: 757-897-2771
Thats all for now,
comments get sent to my email, so if I get lots of comments I'll update more.
Well, I only see PL at bball games. and since those are over hes nowhere to be found.
A few weeks ago his roommate had a party. PL told his roommates he had about 50 people coming, so they all bought more kegs. It turns out none of these 50 friends showed up.
Go to town with free nigts and weekends on his cell: 757-897-2771
Thats all for now,
comments get sent to my email, so if I get lots of comments I'll update more.
